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Hi hello my name is Lauren thank you for visiting

uchihabanera:

welcome to the weeaboo athletics. our first event will be the 400m naruto run

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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via condom)

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

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findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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browneyedmariela:

stunningpicture:

Father and son 11 years later

Real life Goku and Gohan

(via gabzilla-z)

  • baby: d-d-d-d-d-d
  • dad: are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

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